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Martin is a turd. That's right ... he's a turd. 'Why would grown men create a game about a turd?' we hear you ask. The simple answer is 'Because we can' ...

Plot
Can turds have nightmare's? Clearly they can! ... After spending hours playing on his Amstrad, Martin goes to bed and is soon trapped in a retro game nightmare! Can you collect all the items and escape all 10 retro rooms and help Martin awake from his nasty pixelated dream?

Controls
Left & Right = L & R Cursor  |  Jump = Up Cursor

YOU'LL LIKE THIS GAME IF ...

You are a fan of Manic Miner or Jet Set Willy

You lack maturity (this is a game about a poo after all)

You like a challenge ... This game is difficult!

You love retro!

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"ANOTHER GAME ABOUT A POO? GREAT ..."
GAMEZACE 

 

"A POO HAS A NIGHTMARE? WHAT? THESE RED DOG GUYS ARE STUPID"
GAMERWORLD1


"WILL THESE GUYS EVER GROW UP?"
VGW MAG

 

"MY SON FINDS THIS FUNNY. BUT HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD."
GAMEZUNITE 

Mobile Friendly?
Nope, turds don't belong on mobile phones.

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