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Martin is a turd. That's right ... he's a turd. 'Why would grown men create a game about a turd?' we hear you ask. The simple answer is 'Because we can' ...

Plot
A great storm has washed Martin out of the sewer, into the ocean and onto a mysterious island full of pirates! If you are thinking to yourself 'that would never happen' then let us remind you that this game is about a poo who can walk and interact with pirates ... Realism is not the number one priority here.

Can you solve the puzzles, collect all the pieces of eight
and help Martin escape Pirate Island?

Controls
Left & Right = L & R Cursor  |  Jump = Space Bar  |  Pick up / select = Return
Scroll through item menu = Up & Down cursor

YOU'LL LIKE THIS GAME IF ...

You are a fan of the Dizzy games

You lack maturity

You like really silly puzzles

You like pirates ... Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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"THESE RED DOG GUYS ARE
COMPLETE IDIOTS"  GAMEZACE 

 

"GROWN MEN WHO THINK POO IS
FUNNY? MORONS"  GAMERWORLD1


"STUPID"  VGW MAG

Mobile Friendly?
Nope, turds don't belong on mobile phones. 

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